1. Never wear designer clothes, or anything resembling designer clothes ... EVER.
2. As long as you don't stink too badly, it's not worth taking a shower.
3. Getting ready for going to the grocery store is unnecessary. Just wear your pajamas you wore the night before.
4. Pajamas are your friends.
5. Curling iron, and blow dryer? What are those?
6. Hairspray may only be used the night before a frump day as long as it creates a massive mess on your head.
7. Spend most of your day on the computer, TV, or inside the house doing mindless activities. Make sure your kids are doing mindless activities too.
8. Layers of deodorant can fix most stinky problems.
9. Washing your face and brushing your teeth are allowed as long as you don't apply makeup afterwards.
10. Make sure your kids don't look better than you if you dare venture out into the open.
I don't know if I need to explain to you my little course on frumpology, but I will just say, as I get bigger and bigger, and as my maternity jeans get too small, I'm resorting to pajama pants and large t-shirts. It's very sad. I have a few cute clothes, but they're mostly winter attire that there's no way I can wear in this HOT HOT weather. Plus, what good would I be as a frump if I looked great in my maternity clothes?



